The Day I Saw Bigfoot

https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/posts/the-day-i-saw-bigfoot

From the article

" Just outside the building, maybe 50 feet away, was a dark figure silhouetted against the night sky.  This was no ordinary figure though, it was huge. I’d estimate the shadowy presence to be around 6ft tall and a whopping 4-5 feet wide at the shoulders. It looked like a linebacker, hunched over at the line of scrimmage ready for the ball to be snapped."

I would be outa there or frozen in my tracks